Hello! It's Virginia Potts here, CEO of Stark industries. Feel free to call me Pepper as everyone has for as long as I've been working with Tony. Drop me a line if you need anything! [Hey guys! I'm an independent roleplay/ask blog, feel free to message me if you need anything at all! I am multiverse/multi-ship friendly. Mainverse Pepper is with Natasha. I track the tag askvirginiapotts. Current M!A; None... I will not do NSFW.]
For reals.
(via faithzee)
STOP PICKING ON MY FRIENDS AND TAKE IT TO ME, YOU BASTARDS.
(via thegreatestmarksman)
(via golden-boy-thor)
I think everything sounds more fun when in cosplay.
bowling IN COSPLAY
at the waterpark IN COSPLAY
having a sleepover IN COSPLAY
eating at a fancy restaurant IN COSPLAY
stocking up on toiletries IN COSPLAY
finishing homework IN COSPLAY
doing jury duty IN COSPLAY
at the emergency room IN COSPLAY
AAAAAUUGH I BURNT MY HAND
in cosplay…
(via badboy-halfbrother)
Imagine Person A of your OTP saying “I love you” for the first time in another language to confuse Person B. (For example, “Te amo” or “Te quiero” means “I love you” in Spanish.)
(via backoffbub)
if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out
um excuse me have you ever had a garden because those fuckers will fuck your shit up i mean they totally ruined an entire row of my broccoli plants in one night i am not even fucking around about my broccoli fuck snails
(via youmakemyarcreact)
when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher
(via badboy-halfbrother)
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
(via youmakemyarcreact)